The war between goony beardmen who hate that Star Wars slop is woke and the gender goblins who consume woke shit without thinking is still raging after a decade and it’s accomplished literally nothing save for filling the entertainment industry with top scars and Marxism.
You just know there’s some dude out there who is still buying NFTs and thinks Web3 will make his Bored Ape collection valuable again somehow.
Some guys will get called a fag by their stepfather at 14 and actively work to abolish the family in their adult years.
Yes this bizarre fringe ideology that failed spectacularly in 20th century Europe will work today if only we’re either gay or racist enough.
I’m sorry that the female celebrity you liked in your teens aged 25 years man, that’s rough.
Believe it or not, some people still get upset when you speak about Hitler in a positive way these days.
Some people’s brains calcified in 2015 and they never got past the epic troll trigger the libs mindset and are genuinely confused why people laugh at them now.
Seeing the right claim leftists who were exiled for not being woke enough is always funny to me, they even tried to make Brianna Wu an anti-woke figure after she was exposed as a Zionist. Do they honestly think they’re going to build some coalition of these cast-offs to destroy cultural Marxism as opposed to just letting themselves be grifted?
Wignats will inadvertantly discredit all White accomplishments because they think they’re getting back at Jews somehow.
Never let anyone tell you that right wingers aren’t just as autistic, unfocused, nihilistic, degenerate, and brain-cooked as leftists.
Some White people will look at images and online posts from blacks that depict savage violence being directed at racists and think “Haha they don’t mean me” all the while the people posting that shit are ranting about how all Whites are racist 24/7. If you see it, it’s for you.
A big reason that left wing people don’t admit to holding non-leftist views in public is because they’re scared to be associated with the right in any capacity and I can’t say I blame them.
Sorry but if I see a succesful black man I’m going to have to assume he’s a pedophile from now on.
Arguments between men online devolve into fellatio references a little too frequently for my liking.
Why do we have to talk about trans people all the time? What is so fascinating and important about dickless men?
The sooner liberals and libertarians admit that their big public projects and free market principles wouldn’t work in a majority black society the sooner we can move forward as a species.
If Keanu Reeves turns out to be some kind of diddler I’m going to be very upset.
People are so terrified to be left alone with their own thoughts they’ll let literal strangers tell them what to think.
It’s important that women feel safe at all times, unless there’s a homeless person, brown person, or trans person making them feel less safe then in that case they’re on their own.
If “Native” Americans want “their” land back so badly they can organize, procure firearms, and take it back themselves.
Leftists will tell you Trump wants to take away unions’ bargaining power but still insist the border remains wide open so a stready stream of immigrant labor can keep flooding in.
The government could start deploying troops to mass arrest Trump voters and people still wouldn’t get it.
Ta-Nehisi Coates could tell White progressives that in order to atone for slavery he must be allowed to fart in their faces and they would happily oblige.
Could you imagine Trump leading in votes during election night and then suddenly Kamala swoops in with mail in ballots and jumps him in the count and then we don’t know the results for like 4 days? Just think of how funny that would be.
I’m getting better at active listening as my coworkers blather on about sports, I just grunt in agreement during pauses while they talk and it works 90% of the time.
I don’t think people understand acceleration, speedrunning towards a collapse doesn’t work if a collapse never happens and all we’re left with is a population that is irreversibly brown and gay and entrenched enemies in all the institutions.
The number of people utterly captivated by a black cartoon hedgehog with a gun is troubling.
Yeah buddy you were on the honor roll in 4th grade and no one understood you were neurodivergent so that’s why you’re 37 and working at a car wash today.
Thank you for educating me on how bad racism is black girl who got into Harvard specifically because of the color of her skin.
The hawk tuah girl would go away if people would stop making content dunking on her. Also I refuse to capitalize hawk tuah.
People would sign off on a brutal authoritarian regime if it meant their perceived enemies would be crushed and anyone denying it is lying.
Your 10 year high school reunion sucks because everyone is successful and starting families, your 20 year reunion is funny because everyone’s fat and divorced.
Why do people insist on posting pictures of their loved ones on social media? Do you really want your wife and kids to get ripped apart by people with no social obligation to be nice to you? Are you new to the internet?
Dasha Nekrasova has more Jewish DNA in her than Rabbi Shmuley, I don’t get the right wing fascination with her.
Men in dresses don’t want you to homeschool your kids because they think they’ll turn out weird.
Anti-homeschoolers will also look at stats saying only 30% of 8th graders are able to read at or above grade level and defend public education, saying we need more government money to fix it.
An illegal migrant murdering someone is terrible but the bigger crime is referring to them as illegal.
Leftists interest me when they talk about free healthcare and living wages, but they lose me at the “getting overrun by third worlders” part.
Gamers are bad for buying games with sexy female characters when they could be wasting their time, money, and cum on titty streamers and Onlyfans girls.
People who think DEI is dying off are just as naive as the people who think Antifa and BLM are irrelevant. Somehow I think they’ll make a resurgence during the election.
Violence isn’t someone getting murdered, violence is the murderer getting executed by the state.
From what I know of the current state of the U.S. military the shitlib fantasy about Cletus and the boys getting vaporized by napalm courtesy of the Army is so fucking detached from reality I look at it the same way I look at QAnon.
I’d love to meet the black person that heard Dinesh D’Souza say that Democrats are the real racists and actually changed their vote.