Yesterday I was at work and I was joking around with my boss, he’s a good guy and we usually stick to talking about sports and other bullshit but somehow during out conversation the topic turned to Trump. He went on this mini rant about how Trump was a bad guy and how he encouraged violence and all these other warmed over normgroid talking points.
I didn’t feel like discussing it with him so I changed the subject, but our exchange did get me thinking. I don’t like Trump and I don’t like that a lot of ourguys can’t seem to move past him; I’m also exhausted by the standard libtard pearl clutching in regards to MAGA.
But what if I started telling people I was going to vote for him? Not go full MAGApede because I don’t think I could live with myself, but just making casual references to him to gauge peoples reactions. Maybe I could toss in some 90 IQ takes about Leftists being the real racists and how blacks need to get off the Democratic plantation.
I remember supporting Trump on Facebook during the 2016 election and celebrating his win. I earned the ire of a lot of my friends from high school, one asked me how I could vote for “Drumpf” and still live with myself, another threatened to go to my apartment and kick my teeth in lmao.
Threats aside, I think it would be funny, and spice up my boring work environment. My company employs a lot of Mexicans and I’d likely strain my relationship with them. I’m pretty sure they’re scared because most don’t have their green cards. But it’s not like Trump would be able to deport them anyway, basically I’m just looking for giggle.
I remember one white female coworker lecturing me after she overheard me make a mild joke at the expense of one of them, I wonder what she’d say if I started wearing a MAGA hat?
Righteous indignation from white women is always funny. These broads will never drop the white savior routine, but you can always get a laugh by suggesting you’re not as keen on open borders and DEI as they are and watch their faces turn to masks of rage. How DARE you vote for that monster! Don’t you know he’s a racist, rapist, misogynist, fascist…blah blah blah, give it a rest babe.
But triggering libtards aside, this election doesn’t matter. In fact, none of this bullshit has ever mattered, MAGA uncles screaming at Resistance libs, people abandoning family members over Trump, the hysteria and gaslighting over the “rise of Fascism”. It’s all just dreck shoveled onto my news feed for the past 9 fucking years and I can’t waste energy on caring about it anymore. I just want to be entertained damnit.
I’m tired of people pretending that western civilization is at risk if Trump doesn’t win, this country is already fucked no matter what happens in November. If I can’t reclaim America and cripple progressivism then I at least want to be entertained.
Just look at this fucking country, look at the people in charge, look at the people who vote for them, look at the people who fight tooth and nail to live around open air drug use and shit on the sidewalk and who will also fight so you have to live around it as well. Look at the people on social media and television wild eyed and foaming at the mouth about democracy being destroyed. Don’t you want to see what they’ll do if Trump wins?
America ceased being a high trust society decades ago, I don’t have anything in common with the people I’m surrounded by and that sadly includes a lot of my fellow whites. We live by each other’s misery now, we like to see other people angry and defeated. If Trump accomplished anything it was laying that out for all to see. Every day is a struggle for me to not reveal my power level, to not start screaming slurs at these welfare sponging interlopers the powers that be insist I live around.
Part of me does want to vote for Trump again, and be brash about it. If I’m going to be hated as a white man no matter what I do then I can spread the hate around. I see the argument made that Trump is the “chaos” candidate, that him winning again will be an “acceleration” moment. But what we’re accelerating towards in anyone’s guess.
I don’t think Americans have the will to start a civil war over Trump or anything really, everyone’s too fat and nullified by YouTube and sports. The only scenario I envision is more scattered violence including riots and the occasional mass casualty even that may or may not be a CIA psyop. Everyone will blame white people again and there’ll be more moves to freeze us out of employment and online spaces, but that’s going to happen regardless.
I’m not saying sacrifice your security to vote for Trump, or go ahead and do it, I don’t care. I’m desperate for drama and/or a happening, I want a big shake up, I want this pozzed country to burn. I want to see the Republican party destroyed and rebuilt into something useful. Long story short, if I can’t be happy or fulfilled living in America, I don’t want anyone else to be.
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